Vandal

199 Bowery (between Spring and Prince Sts.) 212-400-0199 www.vandalnewyork.com

Tapas. How can you not love a meal that starts with a Knish Reuben and ends on an Irish coffee milkshake shot (espresso ice cream, Jameson, whipped cream). Everything about Vandal is fun. The music, the space, the self-proclaimed street food. It’s as if each member of the UN got together and created a dish (but had taken awesome cooking classes while working on world peace). Their Reuben creation (corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss, thousand island) is just as amazing as it sounds. So is the Banh Mi’Eatball slider (spicy pork, foie gras mousse, pickled this and that). Remaining in pork mode, I pursued the sticky rice dumplings complete with chives and red chile oil. Then it was off to sea with the two pound whole lobster scampi, achieving pure brilliance paired with spinach atop garlic rice pilaf. What’s for dessert? Many things, but I indulged in the mind blowing s’mores with graham cracker ice cream and black + white crepe cake beside fudge swirl. From there, it was a short hop to that incredible milkshake shot. The crowds pour in and the reasons could not be more obvious. If fun is what you’re craving, come spend the night at Vandal.

 

Los Feliz

109 Ludlow St. (between Delancey and East Houston Sts.) 212-228-8383 www.losfeliznyc.com

Mexican. If I were the next President, my first executive action would be to reclassify the taco as a delicacy. Why? Because I just indulged in two such creations at Los Feliz. As I quickly learned, an entire section of the menu is dedicated to the taco. While each one spoke to me, I was ultimately swayed by the specials. Both the grilled calamari and filet mignon exceeded any possible expectation, the steak so off-the-charts enticing, I ordered seconds. I also asked the server if I could move in, which seemed like a perfectly reasonable request in light of the experience. But I digress. Suffice it to say, this is not the only dish in which they are fluent. Their chicken quesadilla (pulled chicken breast, red and green salsa, corn, roasted onions, Chihuahua cheese, crema) was incontestably delicious, and the ensalada with baby arugula, frizzled tortillas, avocado, pomegranates, crispy panela cheese, sesame seeds and croutons so fresh, flavorful and wonderfully crunchy, it could make a believer out of anyone. As will their brownie de chocolate (Mexican chocolate, cajeta, pecans, vanilla ice cream). If you don’t live in the area, redistrict yourself to Los Feliz. One bite, and this policy will finally make sense.

 

 

Galli LES (Lower East Side)

98 Rivington Street (corner of Ludlow St.) 212-466-1888 (also in Soho, 45 Mercer St. between Broome and Grand Sts. 212-966-9288) www.gallirestaurant.com

Italian. If this were a film, Galli would be that local place where people go to be happy. Their staff is cast to perfection, the server, sweet and kind as could be. The less principal players are just as invested - pouring, clearing, and doing all they can to assure you an excellent time. Cut to the meal. A feast for more than just the eyes, it delivers everything you would hope. Their baked clams are amazing (my one regret choosing six instead of twelve). It’s a terrific lead in to the chicken parm, so large and delicious I was tempted to give it a Standing O. The oven roasted branzino is equally flavor filled, its herb marinade transporting the catch to a whole new level. Although this fish requires no accompaniment, the asparagus and cherry tomatoes give a flawless performance. When it was time for dessert, the waitperson raved about their tiramisu which totally lived up to the reputation. I also tried Mario’s berries served with whipped cream. The assortment is varied and, like every other dish this evening, larger than life. Galli is truly the perfect neighborhood spot. But if isn’t in yours, DO NOT let that stand in your way.

 

Bar Primi

325 Bowery (corner of 2nd St.) 212-220-9100 www.barprimi.com

Italian. There are two kinds of people. Those who love vegetables and everyone else. For the violently opposed, I have one word — broccolini. This composition of bomba calabrese, feta, and breadcrumbs is so outrageously tasty, you will never believe you just ate a you-know-what. Your body, though confused, will thank you profusely. If veggies are your thing, you’re going to lose the power of speech. I was lucky enough to arrive on a Friday when the special of the day is lobster oreganata with linguine pangrattato (aka breadcrumbs, aka incredible). The grilled branzino, however, is here every night (good thing because it is such a good thing). And missing dessert would be wrong on so many levels (starting with affogato or tiramisu). You’ve hit the greens. It’s sugar time.

 

 

 

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Grey Lady

77 Delancey St. (corner of Allen St., entrance on Allen) 646-580-5239 www.greyladynyc.com

Seafood. Craving fish? You are certain to find what you’re looking for here. Nearly everything springs from the water (often with an innovative twist, like the seafood meatballs with smoky sweet chili sauce, cilantro, and lime). It has huge personality and served as a blissful lead in to their 1/4 lb. Maine lobster roll (hot or cold, your choice). The fries which ride shotgun are perfectly crunchy and massively addictive. If you still have room, the apple crisp is striking in its generosity. The same can be said of the service, which could not have been friendlier or more engaging. Just ride the wave to the Lower East Side.

Bacchanal (CLOSED)

146 Bowery (at Broome St.) 646-355-1840 www.bacchanalnyc.com

American. If you told me I’d experience the best New England clam chowder of my life on the Lower East Side, I’d say someone took a wrong turn on I-95. This outrageous combination of bacon, potato, gargantuan spiced croutons and chives clearly rivals Boston’s own. The branzino is steamed and savory, sharing the plate with bok choy, mushrooms, black rice, citrus-soy sauce and cilantro. As it happens, their service is as noteworthy as the food. The waitperson arrived at the table with a high wattage smile which remained on display each time she returned. Her positive energy and attitude enhanced what was already an excellent meal. If that weren’t enough, the dessert special was an inspired chocolate mousse (milk as well as dark) surrounded by happiness (a chocolate shell, raspberries and raspberry sorbet). This place isn’t just good. It’s a Yankees - Sox extra innings extravaganza.

 

 

 

 

Bacaro

136 Division Street (between Ludlow and Orchard Sts.) 212-941-5060 www.bacaronyc.com

Italian. You may have to work a little to find it, but it is totally worth the effort. There are a few tables at street level, with most of the seating found below ground. After descending the candlelit stairs, you enter the cellar. Dark, cozy, and brick lined, its hidden cave ambiance cannot be ignored. Happily, the food is as enticing as the space. Both the crab salad over polenta and chicken Milanese are transportive. The gelato arrives in three unembarrassed scoops (their hazelnut, espresso, and olive oil each rich and delicious). Break out the GPS; it would be a shame to miss this spot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘La Cerveceria

65 2nd Avenue (between 3rd and 4th Sts.) 212-777-6965 www.lacervecerianyc.com

Tapas. Everything about this place is fun, but they are serious about beer. If that is your drink of choice, you will be in cerveza heaven. My school neglected to teach geography but, after perusing the encyclopedia of international options, I feel ready to join the UN. There is wine as well and an impressive list of tasty tapas. The chicken quesadilla borders on habit forming and the selection of ceviche is delicious. The staff gives you the feeling they are invested in your good time. And the music makes you want to get up and dance. What else is there to say?

 

 

 

 

Balvanera

152 Stanton St. (corner of Suffolk St.) 212-533-3348 www.balvaneranyc.com

Argentinean. The appetizers are phenomenal. I love octopus and theirs, a la plancha, was one of the best. Having said that, if you are a fan of cheese, do not miss the grilled provolone mixed with honey (povoleta). It is genius and generous and unbelievably addictive. Although listed under Para Compartir (to share), it is so good you may be tempted to stab anyone who comes near it with your fork.

Beauty & Essex

146 Essex St. (between Stanton and Rivington Sts.) 212-614-0146 www.beautyandessex.com

American/Tapas. When was the last time you dined behind a pawn shop? If the answer is more than a week, you should find this destination intriguing. Once you’ve passed through the anteroom, you are completely transported. Trendy in the best possible sense, the hiply styled bi-level space is notably large. Tapas is their thing (but every dessert sounds compelling and the Devil’s Food layer cake with milk ice cream is incredible). If you love being part of a scene, you’ll have an excellent time. At the very least, you might be able to get something fenced on the way out.

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