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I’m the first one to say Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t for everyone.

It makes sense to pass if you:

 

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved (straitlaced) or senior vibe

want to keep it cheap

have little to no interest in spending time downtown

 

 

I’m the first one to admit Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t for everyone.

It makes sense to pass if you:

 

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved (straitlaced) or senior vibe

want to keep it cheap

have little to no interest in spending time downtown

 

I’m the first one to admit Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t for everyone.  It makes sense to pass if you:

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved or senior vibe

want to keep it cheap

have little to no interest in spending time downtown

 

Just pass if you:

 

You should pass if you:

 

Your time will be better spent if you:

 

Please do not waste your time if you:

 

You should not waste your time if you:

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved or senior vibe

want (need) to keep it cheap

have little to no interest in spending time downtown

being downtown

 

don’t have to waste your time if you:

 

 

You can tell it’s not your bag (thing) if you:

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved or senior vibe

want (need) to keep it cheap

have little to no interest being downtown

have little to now interest in spending time downtown

Trust me, Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t for everyone.  You’ll know it’s not, you can tell it’s not if you:

 

I’m the first one to admit Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t right for everyone.  An easy way to tell it’s not

It’s not your thing if you:

 

It won’t be your thing if you: You don’t need it if:

 

You should pass if you: You can count yourself out if you:

 

Is Foodie 411 on 1 a good match for you?  Is Foodie 411 on 1 for you?

The answer is no if you:

 

How can you tell if:

How to tell if Foodie 411 on 1 is for you.  The answer is no if you:

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved or senior vibe

want (need) to keep it cheap

have little to know interest in spending time downtown

 

Is Foodie 411 on 1 for me?  The answer is no if you:

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved or senior vibe

want (need) to keep it cheap

have little to know interest in spending time downtown

 

 

If you’re thinking “Is Foodie 411 on 1 for me?”, the answer is no if you:

How do you know if Foodie 411 on 1 is for you?

How do you know if Foodie 411 can help you?

So is Foodie 411 on 1 right for you?

So is Foodie 411 on 1 a good fit for you?

Do you think Foodie 411 would be a good fit?

So would Foodie 411 on 1 be a good fit?

So would Foodie 411 on 1 work for you?

something you could would benefit from

suit your needs?

Not

 

Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t for everyone, but is it for you?

Not if you:

possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a reserved or senior vibe

want to keep it cheap

have little to know interest in spending time downtown

So how do you know if Foodie 411 on 1 is for you?  No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t for everyone, so is it for you?

 

Foodie 411 isn’t for everyone, so is it right for you?

 

 

 

Foodie 411 on 1 is definitely not for everyone, so is it the thing for you?

 

 

Foodie 411 on 1 definitely isn’t for everyone, but is it for you?

but is it for you?  Not if you:

Foodie 411 on 1 definitely isn’t for everyone, so is it the thing for you?

Not if you:

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a conservative or senior vibe

gravitate to places with a reserved or senior vibe

gravitate to places with a straitlaced or senior vibe  yes

want to keep it cheap

have little to no interest in spending time downtown

 

So how do you know if it’s right for you?

Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t right for everyone.  It’s not for you if:

 

Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t for everyone.

You possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

You gravitate to places that are conservative or straitlaced

You gravitate to places that have a conservative or geriatric vibe

You’re looking to keep it cheap, you’re looking for something cheap

You have little to no interest in spending time downtown

 

Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t right for everyone.  It’s not for you if:

 

 

 

Foodie 411 on 1 isn’t right for you if you:

already possess extensive personal knowledge of the downtown restaurant scene

gravitate to places with a conservative or senior vibe

want to keep it cheap

have little to no interest in spending time downtown